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Work..... I LOVE my job..... I mean LOVE. I work at the Capri V Theatre in downtown Ottumwa. And my job there is working behind the snack bar, I get the popcorn, pop, candy, and etc... You only work for about 45-60 minutes per show, and for the rest you just sit on your butt and play games, I actually get paid to do NOTHING!!! I pretty much like everyone I work with, 2 of my best friends work there also, and there's always ONE person who you can't stand, and we ALL know who that person is!
Soon I will have some pics from work, and they'll be on here shortly, or whenever I actually get around to it. And I'll also list some funny stuff that we do at work. And I MIGHT put movie reviews and stuff on here, but I dunno yet, it's too early to tell for sure.


Playing this week at the Capri V Theatre-
August 24 - August 30
The Others
Rat Race
American Pie 2
Rush Hour 2
Summer Catch


THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

-Everyone's phone number begins with "555."
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.